Today I read the results of a certain study. They’re fresh, published just recently and immediately caught my attention. Authors of this study claim there’s no link between triple MMR vaccine and autism spectrum disorders. This conclusion was formed on the base of an examination of ninety-five thousand seven hundred twenty-seven patients as well a thorough analysis of their family medical histories. It seems to me that the research was reasonably carried out on quite a representative group of participants, nonetheless, there are probably some people who…
Don’t think so
I breathlessly await Reddit self-appointed experts to take a stance. For the time being, I completed a list of all the diseases we could have personally experienced if it weren’t for those awful vaccines.
You fall onto the ground and what gets into your wound is bacteria slightly resembling those producing botulin. They develop inside your scars and under scabs producing a toxin which causes painful muscle contractions, lockjaw or even death by asphyxiation. How romantic.
It’s a piece of cake. It often doesn’t give any particle symptoms, and if it does a patient usually suffers from a mild rash. Do you really have to protect yourself from a minor rash? Are you really afraid of inflammation of the brain and joints? Allegedly, rubella during pregnancy can lead to congenital rubella syndrome in the developing foetus but, as far as I’m concerned, I haven’t yet encountered any photos documenting the resulting defects on Reddit, so I don’t think the information is highly reliable.
It’s no big deal. All you have is a slightly swollen neck. If your son has it at a young age he may get inflammation of the testicle which sometimes leads to infertility. It sounds serious but, after all, it would save you the trouble of the contraception talk. Win-win.
A sheet of fuzzy, grayish, mucous coating covering your throat? A possible tracheotomy in case of serious complications? No sweat.
5. Whooping cough
Cough, muscle pain, fever, vomiting. Everybody has it on a Sunday after-party morning. Do you get yourself vaccinated against hangover? No. So, why would you need a vaccination against whooping cough if the two conditions are practically the same?
A little cough and some rash, that’s all there is to it! Everyone can handle it. Not everyone, however, will handle pneumonia, otitis, inflammation of the brain and heart but such is the price of living at one with nature. I headr a few people caught measles during a trip to Deasnayland. Who hasn’t caught something somewhere throughout one’s life? Don’t dramatize!
Since the 19th century the world has witnessed only seven cholera pandemics. Altogether, they claimed millions of lives and the latest Indonesian outbreak of this disease alone ended up with a death toll of two hundred fifty thousand people. What’s this number confronted with the milliards of people living on our planet? Are you really afraid of an acute diarrhoea and a water loss of about one litre per hour? Seriously? Reportedly, a vaccination against cholera is possible and easily accessible, nevertheless, the newest study conducted by Anti-Vaccination Movement self-supporting Medical Journal proved irrefutably that only lamers receive it.
Well. I hope I shed some light on the matter. Be sure to let me know in the comment section which disease you choose for yourselves!